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1959. A movie ticket costs $1.00, Alaska and Hawaii are admitted as the 49th and 50th state, and Fidel Castro comes to power in Cuba. (Dun Dun) In 1959, America finds itself deep in the Cold War. Communism, fear, mystery, deception. Is your neighbor secretly a communist? Is your wife secretly a communist? Are you secretly a communist?

All of these questions create a cloud, a cloud of uncertainty, yet rising above it, is that a bird? A plane? No, it’s a missile! (missile sound effect) Fret not, humans, this is not a missle sent from your enemies to ensure your death, but rather a harmless one sent by the United States Postal Service. This... is missile mail.